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[Charania] BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets are trading Kyrie Irving to the Dallas Mavericks for Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, a first-round and multiple second-round picks, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.News
Shams: Brooklyn traded Owen to the Lone Ranger basketable Nets in exchange for Ding Weidi and Finney Smith, one first-round signing and several second-round signing.
[-]CelticsBrad-Stevens 6280 points 55 minutes ago
PRAY FOR LUKA
Celtics fans: Pray for Luca.
[-]chipmunkchari 2713 points 54 minutes ago
For real, bro got the most toxic help possible
Fans: To be honest, Dong Qiqi chose the most poisonous cup of poison.
[-]EastiSleepUpsideDown 1470 points 59 minutes ago
Mavs fans violently deleting kyrie slander
Eastern fans: Lone Ranger fans deleted black Owen’s post crazily.
[-]GarlicRagu 976 points 54 minutes ago
Keep that shit up. It’s going to be relevant again in 6 months
Fans: Don’t worry, these posts will recover after six months.
[-]MagicYungSnuggie 408 points 53 minutes ago
6 months? I give it 6 weeks
Magic fans: 6 months? 6 weeks at most.
[-]MavericksAgentInCommand 230 points 48 minutes ago
Antivaxxer and antisemitic, he’ll have plenty of fans in Texas.
Lone Ranger fans: against vaccines and against Jews, he will gain a large number of fans in Texas.
[-]Heatsmoltanboi 1189 points an hour ago
MARK CUBAN IS OFFERING 36M FOR 20% EQUITY IN JUDAISM
Heat fans: Cuban quoted US $36 million to acquire 20% equity in Judaism.
[-]76ersRealPanda1311 5020 points an hour ago
The return of Dinwiddie is the real story here
76 fans: Ding Weidi’s return is the real focus.
[-]PelicansLuckyWarrior 1232 points 57 minutes ago
Dinwiddie coin never left Brooklyn
Pelican fans: Ding Weidi never left Brooklyn.
[-]Knicksmrsunshine1 549 points 55 minutes ago
Imagine 4 years ago telling someone Kyrie would be traded for a package centered on Dinwiddie.
Knicks fans: imagine that four years ago, if I told others that Owen would become a trading chip with Ding Weidi as the core.
[-]Lakersbackboarddd1_49402 2971 points an hour ago
Luka and Kyrie… r/nba won’t know how to handle loving/hating that duo
Lakers fans: East chichiga Owen, NBA fans don’t know whether to like or black this pair of two.
[-]MavericksMidwest-Midbest 1291 points an hour ago
Mavs fans won’t either…
Lone Ranger fans: Lone Ranger fans show a neutral attitude.
[-]MavericksTheOriginal_G 635 points an hour ago
I’m struggling rn I’ll be honest
Lone Ranger fans: To be honest, I am struggling in my heart now.
[-]Celticsjrlandry 346 points an hour ago
It’s pretty simple, I hate Dallas now
Green Army fans: What’s the difficulty? I hate Lone Ranger now.
[-]Pacerschilltownusa 1332 points an hour ago *
Very interested to see how this plays out
Pacers fans: I’m curious about how this pair performs.
[-]Lakersbackboarddd1_49402 1645 points an hour ago
Top comment on the Mavs sub says it nicely: “Either we win a championship or we just accelerated Luka leaving the Mavs after the locker room goes to shit”
Lakers fans: the comments with the most likes in the Lone Ranger Division are very reasonable: “Either we win the championship or we will accelerate the departure of East cheqi after the explosion of the dressing room atmosphere.”
[-]jlluh 1858 points 53 minutes ago
Timeline of Events:
1) Honeymoon period where they look unstoppable together.
2) A shouting match on the sidelines that they both laugh off to the media as “competitive spirit .”
3) A mysteriously missed game, but the organization has his back.
4) A disappointing playoff exit
5) Kyrie walks in free agency despite the Mavs making a strong offer.
Fans: sort out a timeline for the future:
1. During the honeymoon period, the combination of Dongqi and Owen is unstoppable.
2. They made a lot of noise on the sidelines, claiming to the media that this was “good victory”.
3. Owen was absent for unknown reasons, but the team supported him.
4. The playoff performance was not ideal and was eliminated.
5. Although The Lone Ranger offered an attractive contract, Owen chose to enter the free agent market.
[-]76ersMrHolden 1773 points an hour ago
Lebron is gonna be so pissed God damn
76 fans: Lao Zhan must be angry now.
[-]LakersMasonC87 667 points an hour ago *
he’s gonna request a trade lol
edit: obviously not at this moment when he can’t be traded
Lakers fans: He will also propose to the team to trade himself.
Added: certainly not now, because he cannot be traded at present.
[-]LakersNewRoryAndMalDrop 84 points an hour ago
He’s scoring 82 on Tuesday
Lakers fans: he cut 82 points angrily in Tuesday’s game.
[-]NBAinbredandapothead 75 points 58 minutes ago
And still losing
Fans: The result is still lost.
[-]LakersImkitoto 1323 points an hour ago
WELL THEN FUCK US
Lakers fans: we are GG, grass.
[-]TimberwolvesSoDakZak 472 points an hour ago
Enjoy the long off season!
Timberwolves fans: enjoy the long offseason.
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